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theclearlydope:

Just updating his Christian Mingle profile.
[via]

theclearlydope:

Just updating his Christian Mingle profile.

[via]

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

odysseiarex:

none gender with left female

paineds:

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

image

is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

lonelywhiteasian:

just make my entire fucking blog rebloggable

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

faithandfury:

kinell:

freightsick:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.

SO GOOD

This has me in tears, sometimes I do feel unlucky not to have a father

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

tastefullyoffensive:

Perfect slogan for a milk company. [x]

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
“Overthrow the government.”

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?"
“Overthrow the government.”