This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
you know those guys that are hot but theyre kind of like. too hot so you dont really think theyre that hot
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
That’s what I need for my school supplies
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.