me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
Are you an offensive blogger or a defensive blogger
Im a healer, Im good in raids