blognumbersixonenine
Are you Jewish ? 😨
Anonymous

yungwifey:

No but I will spin like a dreidel on that dick

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Reblog if you’ve ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

You can buy the music or steal the music, as long as you fucking feel the music.
Tyson Ritter (via snorlaxatives)
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