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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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arollercoasterthatonlygoesup:

if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

homealonethree:

illckr:

Are you an offensive blogger or a defensive blogger

Im a healer, Im good in raids

God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now